TEEN COMMITS FRAUD TO PAY FRAUD LAWYER
This is Epic!
UNHINGED. UNETHICAL. UNBILLABLE.
The Circle of Legal Life: A Georgia Masterpiece
Holy recursive criminal behavior, Batman! We've got a 19-year-old criminal mastermind from Johns Creek who just redefined "robbing Peter to pay Paul" by committing NEW fraud to pay his lawyer for OLD fraud. This kid's got more layers than a BigLaw billing scheme!
Meet William Chadwick Jones, who apparently looked at his legal bills and thought, "You know what this situation needs? More felonies!"
THE CRIMINAL BUSINESS PLAN
Our young entrepreneur opened a business account with Synovus Bank in January and promptly deposited five fake checks totaling $545,770.97. That's not "oops I accidentally deposited the same check twice" money - that's "I'm going to buy a fucking Porsche with fraud proceeds" money.
Which he did. Because nothing says "I'm definitely not guilty of financial crimes" like rolling up to court in a brand new Porsche bought with stolen money.