WTF LEGAL MADNESS: FORD VS. THE TIME WIZARDS OF KNIGHT LAW GROUP
When Your Billing Software Needs a PhD in Theoretical Physics
Knight Law Group just got absolutely fucking OBLITERATED by Ford in a $300 million RICO lawsuit for allegedly cramming 57.5 hours into a 24-hour day. That's not creative timekeeping. That's straight-up wizardry with a bar card.
THE MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY CHAMPIONS
Amy Morse allegedly billed 57.5 hours on November 30, 2016. For context: there are only 24 hours in a day. Unless Amy discovered time travel, she was working at 240% efficiency or just making shit up.
The kicker? 12.9 of those hours were on "requests for admission" - paperwork so boring it should qualify as a war crime.
Another genius allegedly billed 29 hours to attend TWO trials 400 miles apart ON THE SAME DAY. Unless this lawyer has Elon's hyperloop or learned apparition at Hogwarts, this is physically batshit impossible.
